snarlingteeth
Heya hey hi hello!!! Welcome to my carrd, I'm assuming you found me from another link/social of some sort, so I'll just cut to the chase.Here you'll find all the links to my other socials and a few other pages with information on my personal boundaries, ByF/I, DNI, and commissions!! Please do check em out!
🦴I have BPD (Borderline Personality Disorder) and I have episodes a lot. If you know me, I'll say things like 'everyone hates me, nobody cares, etc.' (my brain is mean to me and makes me think it's true). I need reassurance so if I say something like 'do u hate me' please reply. I'm not trying to be annoying or make people mad, I'm sorry.
Boundaries
🦴I am not interested in sexual relations or romantic relations, considering I am a Minor and a Greysexual and Autosexual invididiual, if you message me with sexual or romantic intents and I don't know you, I will block you.
🦴 I am also not interested in expanding my friend group, I am happy with the buddies I have now, please only message me for business.
🦴I hold grudges, and if you have been rude, mean, or uncaring to me, even if unintentionally, and don't explicitally apologize, I will not like you.
🦴 I might word things wrong and I misunderstand things a lot. if I ever say or do something wrong, please don't get mad and just tell me.
Do-Not-Interact
🦴 General DNI criteria, no homophobes, transphobes, zoophiles, racists, etc.
🦴 Straight cisgender men (ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE OLDER THAN 18.).
🦴 NSFW, d//d//l//g, people who support and/or act on harmful paraphilias.
🦴 Genshin, Hazbin Hotel, Harry Potter, and Dangan fans y'all are on thin ice.
🦴 People who think lesbians can be men or like men.
🦴 Fans and/or supporters of DSMP, Melanie Martinez, South park, Homestuck, etc.
🦴 Excessive font users
🦴 People who demonize and/or sexualize and/or romantize Cluster B Personality Disorders.
Pricing:
🦴 Prices range from $10-20+ per page (not for the whole site*) depending on complexity, how many assets I have to source myself, and how difficult it is to source those assets.
ex: A site with 3 pages quoted at $10 would be $30🦴 If you have a budget you'd like me to work with, please inform me! However I cannot go under the minimum of $10 per page.
Commissions
Important:
🦴 By commissioning me you agree to my terms.
🦴 All sites are not guaranteed to be Mobile-optimized.
🦴 I am happy to discuss and talk you through the process, so don't be afraid to ask questions and pose ideas!
🦴 Additional fees may apply if there's a hard deadline (within 1 week of contacting), coding involved, or if pages are added in the middle of progress.🦴 I make all of these sites by myself from scratch!
How To Order!!
1. You (the client) confirm that you've read my ToS and sent the information I need, following this list!
Please refrain from using vague language, rambling, relying too much on terminology, or only sending a mood board. I'd like to get a good grasp on what your tastes and ideas are, so please don't be afraid to be descriptive and send lots of image references! However, please be organized.
While I'm happy to discuss ideas, I cannot work with people who do not know what they want, so please have an idea of what you want before contacting me!
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2. Once details are agreed on, your slot has been secured! I only request payment once I can start within the next 1-2 days. Failure to send payment within 48hrs of my request means you have forfeited your slot.
If I'm not confident that I can execute your idea or work with you, I may decline your request. Please respect if I choose to decline your commission!
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^^ best ways to contact me!
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3. My first update will be a draft of the first page. This is when I'd like to work together to establish the look of the site! Once the first page is approved, I will get started on the rest of the pages. If the final first page isn't to your expectations, then you may request a refund.
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4. I move on to finishing up the rest of the pages. Depending on my workflow I may complete 1-3 pages at a time. I also look for feedback for each of these pages!
Once all pages have been approved, I will send you a file containing all of the code, you may request to have the html and css files provided separately.5. My DMs are always open for assistance and help with your site!